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If the bees die, things will go to shit

Running out of honey is the least of your fucking concerns, dude. Bees pollinate a shit ton of foods. Like, a majority of the foods that sustain humans. Like, around $150 billion worth of crops.  So, if the bees die, your trips to Target are going to be weak. As in, the global food economy will have collapsed and send the world into crisis. Prettttyyy sweeeet, eh? 

We gotta start talking about this more. Your bee tee is going to get lots of questions so prepare yourself to answer bee questions by reading some of this business right here:

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